Call em what you want but all females have them.
Some smaller, some larger, some average.
Wanna take a guess where I fall?
On the larger scale.
All. My. Life.
Really, I am grateful I have them.
I just have to say that man, they can get in the way sometimes.
They are just always there.
Sometimes, when wearing a bra & laying down, they are by my chin.
That's a heck of a lot better than when I lay down & am not wearing a bra.
Hello...water balloons overboard.
And if I am trying to pass someone in a crowd, it it inevitable that they brush up against someone.
It's usually a man.
So I am embarrassed, apologize profusely and try to skidaddle asap.
It's just that sometimes I feel like I can't get out of my own way.
I'd love to get a reduction but then I would look like even more like a beached manatee.
At least you can find me if I ever go under water.
Just look for the floating boobies.
Tell me, do you ever wish yours were smaller, bigger or do you love em just the way they are?