Friday, August 07, 2015

The Photo Says It All


Let me just start out with...I just can not take it anymore.

What you ask?
Just certain things.

Like people who do not know the difference between isle/aisle.

Let me explain to you...an aisle is something you walk up or down or sit in.
Example "Aisle 4 is where you will find bread".

An isle is a small land mass surrounded by water.

I.E.:



Notice the difference yet?
This is simple spelling & definition, peeps.  
We are talking third grade English.

Please, please, please remember the difference.

Next up...the term "My bad".
This is slang & it is horrendously bad slang.

When you say "My bad". This is not a complete sentence.  It is an open ended phrase.
Your bad what?
Your bad odor?
Your bad dog?

If you made a mistake, you can say "My mistake" or perhaps "My error".
Not "My bad".
Please erase this phrase from your vocabulary.

Next up.
"Bae"
"Bae!"

Seriously, do the muscles of your mouth hurt that you can not continue the rest of the word.
Say it with me..."Babe".
Nice.
I am not one for this term of endearment but it's a hell of a lot better than "Bae".
Sounds like a cry from a goat or a sheep.

Here are two definitions for what the word means in other languages:

In Danish it means "poop". It means "bye" in Icelandic.

Let's take a moment to think about calling our sweetheart this so called term of endearment.
Why?
Well, you sound like a moron.

Seriously.
A moron.

There so much more I could go on about but I will digress.

Tell me, do you have a word/phrase that you simply can not stand?



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