This afternoon I took Cheeks & we went to the grocery store (Aldi...totally rocks!)
We walked up to the check out & in front of us, with her son, is a woman wearing one of these:
So I get in line when all of sudden my son yells in a voice acceptable for a football stadium.
"Mommy, look! Look at this black thing"
Im thinking "Oh.My.God. Shut up!"
I ignore him.
You know ignore, he will stop.
He then says:
"What's he wearing?"
At this point the woman turns around & says
"Im a lady"
Supermommy kicks in & I say
"Oh I think he's talking to your son"
She than says (in such a nice way..thank God)
"These are just clothes, just like your mommy wears. I am a mommy just like your mommy"
I am now wishing the floor would swallow me & decide I will make a quick get away.
I smile, start talking to Cheeks & decide it's time for a potty break.
When we came out, she was leaving.
Thank God she was sweet about it.
Besides wishing I would get swallowed up, I just kept thinking "Holy Crap, she's got to be hot"
I did spy a very pretty purple skirt w/ flowers on it underneath.
Now how do I get my kid to stop speaking what comes into his head?