Thursday, May 01, 2008


Someone's hand has been in the cookie jar!Mommy, it wasn't me? Look at how freakin cute I am...I swear not me!
How the Hell did this stuff get on my hands!???!!!
Listen, I was framed! Get me Johnny Cochran, he will know what to do! What he's dead? Ok, get me that Gloria Allred. She will prove that you have no substantial evidence that I ate the cookie.
This is getting a bit much Mommy. I can't take the accusations. I didn't do it! I was framed!
My lawyer, Gloria Allred, & I will see you in a court of law. By the way, we need cookies. I'm just sayin!!And that is how eating cookies is done in my house!