A little extra

Are you a fan of potato chips?
Cheese curls?
Tortilla chips?
Well then check out Utz:

Whose Utz you say?
They make chips, dips, chains & whips.
WAIT!
Wrong company.
They do just chips & dips, the chains & whips I get wholesale from my dominatrix in downtown Philly. Sorry about that.



Anywho, Utz, has started a tasting club.
So don't delay, go sign up right away.
This club wants your opinion & there are chances to get free chips, dips, chains & whips.
Oooh, there I go again.
Sorry.
Just free chips & dips.


What are you waiting for?
Gooooooooooooooooooooo!
Utz Tasting Club



Woop out!