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Like any good parents Bobster & I try to teach the energetic youngest one of our clan the proper terminology for his genetials.
Ok, I try to teach him the proper terminology.
Bobster & the older boys have him calling them everything from "ning a ning balls" to "meat & potatoes".
Sigh.
Well since he's getting older I have been trying to explain how people need private time to get dressed, go to the bathroom etc. Especially the mommy because she as a girl has different parts.
I have taught him the his genetials are his "private parts" & that only he should really see them and no one else should see them.
The other night he came in the bathroom, naked as a jaybird, & announced he had to "go potty". I was getting his bath ready & told him "g'head".
His reply:
"Mommy, you have to leave or you will see my private party"
Yes, there is a party in my son's pants.
I coudn't be more proud.
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Oh My Gosh! I laughed out loud on this one! "ning a ning balls"? hahaha. ConnorB was taught early by an unnamed male (eyes rolling) that its a peter and nuts. He had one episode for weeks where he would tell everyone "wanna see my peter?" and "I'm gonna hit you in your nuts!" (sigh)
Now he calls the entire package "my middle spot". Much MUCH better! And he is finally to where he does NOT want to show it to anyone. Thank goodness!
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