Something catchy.
Like Meghan's Menopause Moans.
Not that I am in menopause.
Although I'm not using it, so really they can take it.
I think I am perimenopausal.
Yes, I am only
Let me tell you about the hot flashes I've been having the past year...Holy Mother of God, it's ridiculous. I can go out in 20 degree weather with a light hoodie. Don't even get me started about the temp at work. Ugh.
Of course, this is where the men readers of my blog may not want to continue...or in other words "Dad...stop. reading. now!"
Aunt Flo visits with a vengence anymore.
Not to mention I get cramps...haven't had those since my teens
AND
Now my lower back aches.
Really?
It's just unnecessary.
There should be a pill.
Just dry it up when it's no longer needed.
A girl can dream, no?
Let us not mention the mood swings.
I've always been a moody bi-atch but holy cannoli, now...watch out.
The fangs come out & no one is safe.
Well really just Bobster.
In reality, he was never safe.
Sigh.
It will have to come to end quickly, right?
I mean how long will I have to suffer with this unnecessary process of Mother Nature?
Tell me, are you experiencing any fun perks from getting older?