You say tomato, I say tomahto

Cheeks "Mommeeeeeeee! Can you help me with my pants?  I can't do them"

Me: "Yea, come here"
I snap the snap...it's hard...go about my business.

Cheeks "Mommeeeeeee! I need help! You didn't do it"
Me: "Do what?"

Cheeks "Fix my pants"
Me: "How?"

Cheeks: "Fix my pants sleeves"
Me: "Your what?"

Cheeks: "My pants sleeves!!!!!!! Mommmeeeeeeee!"

Me "Oh you mean your pant legs"

Cheeks "No mom, they are pant sleeves, understand, pant sleeves, say it with me...pant sleeves"

And that is how my morning started.