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Monday, February 25, 2013

Meghan's Menopause Moans

Seriously I should rename the blog.
Something catchy.

Like Meghan's Menopause Moans.

Not that I am in menopause.
Although I'm not using it, so really they can take it.

I think I am perimenopausal.
Yes, I am only 29, 32, 39 Ok FINE! Over 40 & that's all your getting.

Let me tell you about the hot flashes I've been having the past year...Holy Mother of God, it's ridiculous.  I can go out in 20 degree weather with a light hoodie.  Don't even get me started about the temp at work.  Ugh.

Of course, this is where the men readers of my blog may not want to continue...or in other words "Dad...stop. reading. now!"

Aunt Flo visits with a vengence anymore.
Not to mention I get cramps...haven't had those since my teens
AND
Now my lower back aches.

Really?
It's just unnecessary.

There should be a pill.
Just dry it up when it's no longer needed.
A girl can dream, no?

Let us not mention the mood swings.
I've always been a moody bi-atch but holy cannoli, now...watch out.
The fangs come out & no one is safe.
Well really just Bobster.
In reality, he was never safe.

Sigh.

It will have to come to end quickly, right?
I mean how long will I have to suffer with this unnecessary process of Mother Nature?


Tell me, are you experiencing any fun perks from getting older?

2 comments:

Liz Mays

I'm at the point where I should be getting them maybe but so far, nothing. In fact, I'm absolutely freezing all the time lol. I have a little space heater blasting at me right now, lol.

Unknown

Ooooo, I'm just slightly over um...40, and my body did the same thing! Early. And it was no fun, still isn't after 3 years! I'm on estrogen for the hot flashes because I just couldn't take it anymore! Not to mention the mood swings, low libido, and concentration issues, ugh! My periods were so awful, crampy, and bleedy that I badgered my doctor into a hysterectomy! That I don't regret at all.

Can I say it gets better quickly? No. But there are things you can do to help.